Fuck up my site – Turn any website into beautiful chaos

(fuckupmysite.com)

237 points | by coloneltcb 11 hours ago ago

77 comments

  • thom 10 hours ago ago

    Many years ago the agency I worked for was tasked with delivering a new website for a major UK brand. The hipster London marketing agency we had to work alongside pushed so many garish ideas that I ended up creating a jQuery plugin called "disco mode". It set a timer and on every tick would select a random element on the page and apply a random effect. Slowly the UI would disintegrate into a maddening, incoherent mess of clashing colours and animations, and then there was also the plugin I mentioned.

    • xp84 2 hours ago ago

      > and then there was also the plugin I mentioned.

      This was brilliant and savage.

    • FuckButtons an hour ago ago

      Sounds like Nathan barley.

      • thom 4 minutes ago ago

        We were all self-facilitating media nodes back then.

    • leeoniya 10 hours ago ago
      • JohnTHaller 8 hours ago ago

        I somehow missed seeing this before and kinda love it.

  • Aissen 30 minutes ago ago

    Google safebrowsing blocked it, so it does not work in Firefox anymore (and any other browser); after ignoring the warning, it's clear that there are ample warnings on the website itself about this being a parody, not to enter sensitive information, etc. I reported it as "not deceptive".

  • kevinwuhoo 10 hours ago ago

    This reminds me of the Katamari Hack back in the day when bookmarklets were more popular. Surprised that it's still fully functional including the music considering it was released in 2011!

    [1]: http://kathack.com/

    • Barbing 8 hours ago ago

      Incredible. Plays music and generates a snowball that absorbs page contents as one touches/clicks around a webpage.

    • joshstrange 8 hours ago ago

      Unfortunately only on HTTP sites since the assets aren't served over HTTPS. Though thankfully it's easy enough to grab the resources and re-host them behind HTTP.

      And, of course, you can test it out on that website since it's served over HTTP.

  • nesk_ 10 hours ago ago

    Reminds me of Desktop Destroyer! https://www.gamenora.com/game/desktop-destroyer/

    • gr33nq 3 hours ago ago

      Wow I just had a faint memory of this the other week! In particular, one of the stamps is a rabbit that I had the faintest memory of. Just did some digging and turns out it was from here: http://www.gemtree.com/

    • johnisgood 8 hours ago ago

      Yes, I remember using it, call for my dad while I was hiding in my room, he could see that I broke my monitor. :D

    • AbraKdabra 9 hours ago ago

      I thought of this the instant I saw the OP, I remember being in school and causing chaos with this, great memories.

    • yogorenapan 9 hours ago ago

      Oh wow that brings back memories. I remember playing with this back in my middle school days

  • twapi 4 hours ago ago

    Chrome blocking this site, marked as "Dangerous site".

    • ddeck 4 hours ago ago

      Firefox via "Google Safe Browsing" also:

      >Firefox blocked this page because it may trick you into doing something dangerous like installing software or revealing personal information like passwords or credit cards.

      >Advisory provided by Google Safe Browsing.

    • jshchnz 4 hours ago ago

      unfortunately google marked it as "unsafe", I assume because I have a feature that is supposed to simulate popup ads

      i've requested a review from them, but no idea when that will actually be lifted :(

      • going_north an hour ago ago

        I clicked through all of the Chrome and Google warnings, but now even my national ISP has blocked the site.

      • rezonant 3 hours ago ago

        No no, I assume it's because it impersonates Hacker News, a popular website. The Details even says this: it thinks you are trying to phish for hackernews sign ins.

        Probably not much you can do about it

  • keepamovin 4 hours ago ago

    Lol - the fact that chrome and safari both mark this site as "Dangerous" is even better. When HN is destructing under fire and insects, chrome is showing a big red "Dangerous" in the address bar. Hilarious

    • n2d4 3 hours ago ago

      For anyone curious, it's not actually dangerous and you can safely click it. You'll immediately see why it'd think it's dangerous, though.

  • ActorNightly 10 hours ago ago
  • OsrsNeedsf2P 11 hours ago ago

    Wow those bugs are really something

    Are these available as an npm package? Would make for a great April Fools prank

    • ycombinatrix 8 hours ago ago

      The insects are great. Would love if I could burn them like other page elements.

    • ivape 11 hours ago ago

      It would be great if he put those around all the ads so we could visually see the infestation.

  • dcow 5 hours ago ago

    I actually kinda like HN in comic sans with bugs crawling around the screen. It’s cute.

  • herpderperator 4 hours ago ago

    Reminds me of Dragon Drop... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCu1G2rxj5c

  • travisgriggs 8 hours ago ago

    This made my day. First time I've ever enjoyed checking out what's on FoxNews:

    https://www.fuckupmysite.com/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.foxnews....

  • alex1138 10 hours ago ago

    It's called "Myspace"

  • squeedles 8 hours ago ago

    Reminds me of xroach back in the day. First time I moved a window and they ran around I nearly plotzed.

  • mercwear 9 hours ago ago
    • nalinidash 4 hours ago ago

      They understand their audience

  • hatmanstack 9 hours ago ago

    Every AI project if the breaks aren't pumped on the regular. Creator's inspiration?

    • jshchnz 9 hours ago ago

      probably unsurprisingly, everything on this site was 100% vibe coded

  • jithinraj an hour ago ago

    Does the job well!

  • ayushrodrigues 8 hours ago ago

    This is the most fun I've had on the internet in a long time.

  • peterkelly 4 hours ago ago

    I thought vibe coding tools did this already

  • Cadwhisker 5 hours ago ago

    Switching the font on apple.com to Comic Sans is a nice touch.

    https://www.fuckupmysite.com/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fapple.com&to...

  • jasoneckert 11 hours ago ago

    My personal website breaks this each time (jasoneckert.github.io), which is both a letdown and a pleasant surprise.

  • subdev 6 hours ago ago

    how many passwords did you collect so far?

  • Arch-TK 8 hours ago ago

    This is like a lightweight version of netdisaster.com

  • TehCorwiz 7 hours ago ago

    I like that they handle the recursive case.

  • ChrisMarshallNY 9 hours ago ago

    That's a lot of fun!

  • nurettin 3 hours ago ago

    I wanted to show this to a kid, but it sounds too vulgar.

  • MonkeyClub 9 hours ago ago

    Seems to be unable to mess itself up:

    https://www.fuckupmysite.com/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fuckupmy...

    Don't know whether this is failure or resilience.

    • crazygringo 6 hours ago ago

      Yes it does. I followed your link and got a big "YOU BROKE THE MATRIX!" Easter egg message...

  • bsenftner 10 hours ago ago

    Doesn't work at Whitehouse.gov for some reason...

    • jshchnz 10 hours ago ago

      Been overwhelmed with traffic, but should be back working! https://www.fuckupmysite.com/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwhitehouse.g...

      • Krasnol 3 hours ago ago

        For Your Safety

        Government sites are blocked for security reasons.

        FuckUpMySite is for PARODY and ENTERTAINMENT purposes only.

      • xg15 10 hours ago ago

        Are we sure this isn't just Trump's usual webdesign?

        • annoyingnoob 9 hours ago ago

          Comic Sans does not seem like a joke there, it is somehow fitting.

          • neogodless 6 hours ago ago

            Holy crap, I haven't been to that site in a while. What a joke it is now!

  • jdkdbrnrnrb 6 hours ago ago

    The bugs remind me of "A Scanner Darkly"

  • CommenterPerson 7 hours ago ago

    I LOVE IT!

    https://www.fuckupmysite.com/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.foxnews....

    PS: after posting the link I saw at least one other comment did this, so the feeling seems widespread.

  • tamimio 5 hours ago ago

    I guess it’s not working anymore? I had an error

    • jshchnz 5 hours ago ago

      ugh yeah this just happened, chrome marked it as "unsafe", I assume because I have a feature that is supposed to simulate popup ads

      i requested a review from them, but no idea when that will actually be lifted

      • georgemcbay 5 hours ago ago

        I doubt the review will succeed, mimicking other sites is explicitly one of the criteria they mark unsafe for.

        Like I know this is just a joke site not meant to trick people, but it still runs afoul of google's unsafe website criteria by being a site whose sole purpose is being a MITM.

        • jshchnz 5 hours ago ago

          yeah i kind of doubt it too, but i'm hoping they have some review process for parody. it's a bummer it didn't even get a day of life :(

          • georgemcbay 5 hours ago ago

            it might help to have an obvious/thick window decoration around the pane of the site you are cloning, similar to the large header archive.is shows to make it more clear you aren't trying to fool anyone.

            Though with a google review who knows if a human will ever even see your appeal...?

    • thangngoc89 5 hours ago ago

      That's part of the experience. I guess?

    • georgemcbay 5 hours ago ago

      Chrome flags it as a dangerous site and blocks it by default for me.

  • tonymet 9 hours ago ago

    funny, when I loaded Ticketmaster, nothing happened...

    • jshchnz 9 hours ago ago

      ugh yeah, seems like they have some over the top security stuff to prevent this. saw this with a lot of financial sites too. probably ways around it but probably not worth the time for a fun project like this :)

      • ycombinatrix 9 hours ago ago

        This project seems to be using Chrome to load the pages through Puppeteer.

        Ticketmaster can easily check `if(navigator.webdriver)` before loading the page. I don't think that can be fixed without recompiling the browser. thank you Google, very cool.

        EDIT: actually, the following flag might work?

        --disable-blink-features=AutomationControlled

      • mensetmanusman 8 hours ago ago

        Sounds like a job for an AI layer

  • superkuh 6 hours ago ago

    Back in the 90s/early-2000s there were browser add-ons where people could collaboratively do this as an overlay to any website. Kind of like stumbleupon 10 years early but you just shot/exploded/disintegrated, etc the html elements of the site and typed comments to each other.

  • burnt-resistor 7 hours ago ago

    Hahaha. :D

    I remember in the 90's-00's there was Windows desktop software toy that did similar to this with options for missiles, fire, etc.

    Examples:

    Stress Reducers (2000)

    Monty Python's Looney Bin (1998) (I could be wrong)

    Dilbert's Desktop Games (1997)

  • oytis 11 hours ago ago

    Doesn't work on itself by the way

  • zduoduo 6 hours ago ago

    我的天又恶心又恐怖

  • Kholin 7 hours ago ago

    Not working for my site, which deployed Anubis.

  • docsaintly 9 hours ago ago

    I wish fewer sites would resort to 4 letter words in their titles to grab attention. These days, a title like this makes me assume the product itself is not interesting enough for me to look at.

    • ycombinatrix 9 hours ago ago

      to be fair, it is a funny meme website, not a product.

      to me, it's giving "just fuck me up" vibes https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/the-barber

      • docsaintly 9 hours ago ago

        I get the draw, and it's amusing, and it works; but I come here for tech topics - not clickbait. It's always nice to see the -1's to remind me that I'm barely a fit for this site! :D