The overengineered solution to my pigeon problem (2022)

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49 points | by cyb0rg0 7 days ago ago

32 comments

  • dlisboa 4 hours ago ago

    Once in the Netherlands I saw the simplest solution to pigeons: they stretched a fishing line an inch or two over the balcony railing, so when pigeons would try to land they’d land on the fishing line and be off balance, flying away to a more stable place.

    Seems it worked because the balcony was spotless. I’ve seen similar on European churches.

  • Mikhail_Edoshin 2 hours ago ago

    We have a pigeon on our balcony. We picked him when he was only a week old and now he lives with us. Our balcony is isolated from the street, so every morning we open a window there so Theodor (his name; although we're not sure, maybe he is she), so Theodor can go out and fly. In the evening he returns; sometimes he gets stuck somewhere due to rain (they do not fly in the rain) until dark (they do not fly in the dark either) and returns in the morning. We worry a little when this happens.

    He is not strictly a pet, we try not to turn him into one and hope he will find a spouse in the spring. In the meantime we'll build him a small house that may serve as a nest if he is so inclined. We've read a few books about them and joined a chat of people who keep pigeons, en masse or just adopt a pigeon who needs it.

    We do not do that often but about once a week we catch him and sprinkle with a dust against parasites. Pigeons are very pleasant to touch. The feathers have a silky feeling and they are warm, warmer than people.

    There are a lot of excrements, of course. We covered the balcony with cardboard to protect and wear a dedicated pair of slippers. Yet we see these little piles with satisfaction because they mean that Theodor eats well and is healthy. By the way it must be a good fertilizer; old books say it was a source of income for the pigeon keeper.

    So maybe you can make friends with pigeons instead of shooting them. The balcony is too small anyway (see "The pattern language"). Give them a bath (they love to bath), make them a feeder. (You can strategically position it so that excrements will mostly fall outside.) They are very lovely creatures.

    • hermitcrab an hour ago ago

      Charles Darwin was a 'pigeon fancier' (not as dodgy as it sounds), so you are in good company.

  • jijijijij 2 hours ago ago

    Maybe a lasting solution would be a convenient, dedicated resting rod laced with a little ceasium-137. You know, so they would be willingly placing their gonads on a gamma emitter. I'd say you likely sterilize most, with only a small chance of creating a supermutant nemesis. You could also add some phosphor to attract mosquitos at night.. and sterilize them, too.

  • rollulus 4 hours ago ago

    As always there’s someone on the internet a step beyond. Meet the pussy wetter: https://pussywetter.com/

    • paulhart 3 hours ago ago

      Is there a repository for that? I’d like to dissuade certain species from my porch but not others…

  • comrade1234 5 hours ago ago

    I really only wanted to see funny videos of pigeons being squirted but nothing...

    • hermitcrab an hour ago ago

      Yes, really needs a video of it in action.

  • base698 2 hours ago ago

    I started a project this year similar to this with rats. It’s now two axis with tracking and a stereo camera with depth detection. The amount of hours I’ve spent on it is astounding but I’ve learned a lot!

    Also, ended up swapping the Pi I started with to a jetson.

  • camgunz 5 hours ago ago

    There's a cat in our neighborhood that shits on our back porches multiple times a day (I have no idea how this is possible, maybe it means the cat will die soon!), and I finally got a huge industrial fan and hooked it up to a motion sensor. Mischief managed.

    • lostlogin 22 minutes ago ago

      Has the shit hit the fan?

  • Marshferm 7 days ago ago

    Our solution: feed the pigeons in a separate place where they congregate in wait. And it works.

    • codingbot3000 4 hours ago ago

      Over time this will increase the amount of pigeons close to your place.

  • croisillon 4 hours ago ago

    previously:

    May 2022, 103 comments - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=31377985

  • intralogic 4 hours ago ago

    How does this work with a fixed gun? Perhaps its not a narrow jet as I was assuming. Is a broad cone or mist spray sufficient?

  • ludicrousdispla 4 hours ago ago

    In my experience, crows seem to be quite an effective natural deterrent.

    • jijijijij 3 hours ago ago

      You can make friends with crows.

      They seem to really like peanuts and, if you offer them shell included, it's a somewhat selective package tailored to them (although great tits try, you may bribe them with sunflower seeds in selective feeders). I read reports of people sometimes receiving gifts from befriended crows in return, too, so it's possible to form complex relationships. Anyway, the downside is their beautiful singing voice... Magpies are a little less noisy, but they are very shy. Crows also seem to attack birds of prey, so you may not get blessed by the occasional falcon or hawk sighting anymore, if a murder of crows protects your balcony.

      • perihelions 2 hours ago ago

        Downside is they're intelligent adversaries who won't permit you an out, once they've classified you as a food source. Mine have surrounded my apartment and tap on the windows from every angle. There's no place to hide. I'm not even allowed to sleep in late.

        • NoiseBert69 9 minutes ago ago

          Resistance is futile.

          We found your HN account craw craw craw.

          Food. Now.

        • jijijijij an hour ago ago

          Don't discourage The Fellowship publicly. Mind you, crows can hold a grudge for more than a generation. You should be grateful, your lineage is destined for vita servitutis cornicinae. Ave corvus!

    • bob1029 an hour ago ago

      I'd much rather have a pigeon problem than a crow problem.

    • jyounker 33 minutes ago ago

      I came here to day that. I am slowing building a crow air-force on my balcony in Berlin. No pigeons.

  • mnemonet 2 hours ago ago
  • secondcoming 5 hours ago ago

    The only thing that seemed to work for me was putting a thread across the railing where they used to land. I glued some cheap hooks to the wall either side of the railing and ran a thread over and back.

    I’m not sure why it worked. They either can see the thread and get put off, or they don’t see it and freak out when they land on it. I’ve tried both black and white thread and both seem effective. It did snap once probably due to a pigeon being caught out but that’s not a problem.

    It doesn’t getin my way either as the thread is loose enough for me to rest my arm on the handrail without it breaking.

    My balcony has been crap free for about a year now and it cost like £2 to do.

    • em500 2 hours ago ago

      I did pretty much the same thing, after I observed that they'd always land on the railing first before hopping into the balcony. A thread worked very well as a deterrent. I guess they're just picking someone else's balcony now.

  • neuroelectron 5 hours ago ago

    A loud bang works and you don't have to aim

    • jijijijij 3 hours ago ago

      I shoot them with a "pea shooter", a cardboard pipe with a balloon attached to one end, loaded with dry lentils or rice. Stretching/charging and releasing the balloon makes a loud, directed thump noise, but by itself it's quickly ignored by pigeons. They need to be actually hit by the load to care. (BTW I can confirm, although quite violent, pigeons seemingly don't readily learn from this experience... They are really fucking stupid.)

      They are adapted to city noise, honking, construction sites... Unless you use flash powder charges (like they do at airports), noise won't scare them reliably. And your neighbors, dogs and the cool birds won't be happy about frequent reality shattering explosions. The stuff they use at airports got enough power to blow off hands.

      • jyounker 31 minutes ago ago

        > They need to be actually hit by the load to care. (BTW I can confirm, > although quite violent, pigeons seemingly don't readily learn from > this experience... They are really fucking stupid.)

        That doesn't sound stupid to me. Rather it sounds like they're willing to put with a lot of annoyance in order to get food.

    • codingbot3000 4 hours ago ago

      It sounds as if he had neighbours in the same building :-D

    • growt 4 hours ago ago

      The neighbours probably won’t approve

      • DeathArrow 3 hours ago ago

        Then you have to imagine another device to deal with the neighbours.

  • cyb0rg0 7 days ago ago

    TL;DR: I built a wifi-equipped water gun to shoot the pigeons on my balcony, controlled over the internet by a python script running openCV reading the camera image of my old iPhone.