How did I get here?

(how-did-i-get-here.net)

378 points | by zachlatta 2 days ago ago

63 comments

  • advisedwang 2 days ago ago

    > This reverse traceroute is still helpful. The paths will be roughly the same, likely differing only in terms of which specific routers see your packet.

    This is categorically incorrect. While the AS path is often the same, the actual peering points are almost always quite different. Most ASes use hot-potato routing - getting packets to the next AS at the closest peering point to the source of the traffic. (And even if cold-potato routing is used, that's still asymmetric). In addition if there are two options with the same AS-path-length hot-potato routing can lead to different AS paths. This can happen if there's two mutual transit providers between source and destination and various other situations.

    (EDIT: fixed hot/cold mixup)

    • archmaster 2 days ago ago

      Anecdotally, I've run a bunch of traceroutes and reverse traceroutes to different locations and they tend to follow the same AS paths — although sometimes the traceroute will surface more routing through your ISP (especially from college networks). In general you are correct, though, and I would love to explain more about hot-potato vs. cold-potato (and other interesting routing decisions) in the future. Either way, the results the reverse traceroute provides are good enough for the purposes of explaining the internet, IMO!

      • incompatible 12 hours ago ago

        I did a traceroute to how-did-i-get-here.net, and it went through a completely different network to the one they reported for the reverse.

      • firebot 10 hours ago ago

        Yup. Those paths are cached bidirectional.

    • immibis 2 days ago ago

      FYI what you described is hot-potato routing: each AS gets rid of it as soon as possible.

      You may think this is unfair, and yes, it is, but it's also quite logical when you consider you don't know where the packet is going in the destination AS. If you have a network spanning Berlin and Hamburg and the packet is going to a different network that also spans Berlin and Hamburg, and you interconnect at both points, and you don't know which city it's actually going to, handing it off at the closest interconnect doesn't risk round-tripping it for no good reason.

      • toast0 17 hours ago ago

        > You may think this is unfair, and yes, it is

        I'm interested in your definition of fairness that makes hot potato routing unfair.

        In my mind, hot potato is fair, every packet gets treated the same, and (mostly) every provider does the same thing.

        > it's also quite logical when you consider you don't know where the packet is going in the destination AS. If you have a network spanning Berlin and Hamburg and the packet is going to a different network that also spans Berlin and Hamburg, and you interconnect at both points, and you don't know which city it's actually going to, handing it off at the closest interconnect doesn't risk round-tripping it for no good reason.

        There are ways to help with this, BGP MED (multi-exit discriminator) or path extention can help guide towards the best place to deliver traffic. But especially for last mile traffic, you do want it on the destination network sooner than later; if traffic is genetated in Berlin, and the ultimate destination is Hannover and the Hannover endpoint is connected to both Berlin and Hamburg on the destination network, delivering at Berlin provides a better experience than delivering to Hamburg, even though Hamburg is closer to Hannover, because the transit to Hamburg was unnecessary. And if the destination is only connected to Hamburg, delivering in Berlin works about the same as delivering in Hamburg (depending on capacity and use from Berlin to Hamburg on both networks).

        There's certainly situations where having options would be nice, but having options makes things complex, so typical users can't really influence routing. If you have v4 and v6, you may find that routing differs between the two and that does give you a bit of a choice.

        • immibis 3 hours ago ago

          The unfairness of hot potato routing is that it aggressively tries to offload as much cost onto other companies as possible. It may be how business works but it's not really an ideal way to build a system.

      • advisedwang 2 days ago ago

        ha yes thank you. I worked for a AS that mostly did cold-potato routing so grabbed the wrong term trying to describe the common case.

  • FredPret 2 days ago ago

    > "You may have noticed that the traceroute progressively loads in lines above the bottom line. Web pages can only load forward. Since I didn’t want to use any JavaScript, I did the hackiest thing possible: every time I update the traceroute display, I embed a CSS block that hides the previous iteration! Since browsers render CSS as the page is loading, this made it look like the traceroute was being edited over time."

    Love this

  • F00Fbug 2 days ago ago

    This is not my beautiful website.

    • reaperducer 2 days ago ago

      This is not my beautiful home-page.

      • googlryas 2 days ago ago

        There are packets at the bottom of the network stack

        • maybelsyrup 2 days ago ago

          And you may find yourself

          Behind the keyboard of a large PC

          • tres 2 days ago ago

            And you may find your site in beautiful cloud, with a beautiful bounce rate.

            • chickensong a day ago ago

              And you may ask yourself

              Well, how did ip route here?

              • helix278 21 hours ago ago

                Letting the bytes go by

                • istjohn 9 hours ago ago

                  Modulated signals flow

          • fragmede 2 days ago ago

            Typing in code you don’t understand

  • js2 6 hours ago ago

    > This isn’t actually a “time” as implied by a name — it’s a countdown! Every time a router forwards an ICMP packet along, it’s supposed to decrement the TTL number.

    No, it's actually a time, it's just that it has a precision of 1 second.

    RFC 791: "The time is measured in units of seconds, but since every module that processes a datagram must decrease the TTL by at least one even if it process the datagram in less than a second, the TTL must be thought of only as an upper bound on the time a datagram may exist."

  • aidenn0 2 days ago ago

    And if you haven't ever seen it before, run

      tracepath -m60 bad.horse
    
    and also

      openssl s_client -connect signed.bad.horse:443 -servername signed.bad.horse
    • lenova 2 days ago ago

      Nice! Dr. Horrible would be proud of this geeky tribute:

        > tracepath -m60 bad.horse
        [...]
        16:  bad.horse                                            81.233ms asymm 10
        19:  he.rides.across.the.nation                           85.365ms asymm 11
        20:  he.got.the.application                               96.067ms asymm 13
        23:  it.needs.evaluation                                 112.377ms asymm 15
        24:  a.heinous.crime                                     114.826ms asymm 17
        25:  a.show.of.force                                     120.842ms asymm 18
        26:  bad.horse                                           133.089ms asymm 20
    • fragmede 2 days ago ago

      also

          ssh funky.nondeterministic.computer
      • avipars a day ago ago

        noice, got rick rolled

    • avipars a day ago ago

      also

      ssh watch.ascii.theater

  • mjmas 2 days ago ago

    > Seems like this hit the Hacker News front page again, and the server's having some trouble pinging all of you. Feel free to read the article, but if you want to see your tracereoute you might need to bookmark and check back tomorrow :)

    > - Lexi, Nov 7, 3:16 PM PST

    • archmaster 2 days ago ago

      somewhat better now! added a bit more concurrency. lesson learned: use tokio next time

  • arionmiles 2 days ago ago

    I thought this was going to play a Talking Heads song

  • thelastgallon 11 hours ago ago

    Also, see:

    Traceroute isn't real, or: Whoops! Everyone Was Wrong Forever: https://gekk.info/articles/traceroute.htm

  • bagels a day ago ago

    I tried it out, and found out that my primary internet connection had failed, and I was on the backup due to a power outage earlier today. Useful!

    • mr_toad 19 hours ago ago

      The route less travelled.

  • lwouis 14 hours ago ago

    The text bellow the traceroute was wonderful to read. The tone of voice was very pleasant. Thank you for making this joyous educational website~

  • aiiotnoodle a day ago ago

    Sometimes my 'You are here' top part reads,

      Host                             ASN     Network                 Region
      123-456-789-101.static.kc.net.uk AS19905 UltraDDoS Protect       Global
    
    And other times it reads,

      Host                             ASN     Network                 Region
      123-456-789-101.static.kc.net.uk AS12390 Kingston Communications Europe
    
    What's going on here? I found the provider but what's with the 50/50 swap? It seems to randomly alternate between the two.
  • chrismorgan a day ago ago

    The page started out working without JavaScript as it says, but then the replacement HTML was encoded as text:

      <noscript>
        <style>#strYQt8 { display: none; }</style>
        &lt;div id=&#39;stro29i&#39;&gt;
          …
    
    (Edit: filed https://github.com/hackclub/how-did-i-get-here/pull/3.)
  • PeterStuer a day ago ago

    I can't help it. The Once in a Lifetime link is tattooed on my brainstem.

    I read this title and that opening bass line just starts flowing.

    • kgwxd 21 hours ago ago

      I instantly started having an existential crisis.

  • donatj a day ago ago

    I have old components on my personal site that used to do a similar trick for streaming data without JavaScript but between nginx buffering and cloudflare I have not been able to sort out getting it to actually work these days. Worked fine on Apache in 2005 lol

  • o11c 2 days ago ago

    Hmm, after several seconds it gave up and displayed raw markup ... I'm not sure exactly why in this case, but ...

    One of the major infelicities of the web is that CSS is specified to ignore truncation, and there is no way to fix this. Now think about what happens if something like `display: inline-block` gets truncated before the `-`.

  • ChrisArchitect 2 days ago ago

    Previous Show HN: from the dev in 2023:

    https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=38531604

  • msephton a day ago ago

    I see the trace route, but none is glowing green

  • andrewshadura 2 days ago ago

    Same as it ever was.

  • bongodongobob 2 days ago ago

    Doesn't work. Traceroute showed only 1 hop.

    • decafbad 2 days ago ago

      Mine too. Maybe it's CGNAT.

    • metabagel 2 days ago ago

      Read the green text

  • paulddraper 2 days ago ago

    Doesn't seem to be working?

    • ninju 2 days ago ago

      HN Hug of death ?

      • archmaster 2 days ago ago

        It's like when your uncle squeezes you at Christmas. You're glad to see him again, but it's just a liiiitttleee... too... much... for... your... lungssss,.,.,.,

  • reisse a day ago ago

    So they blocked me by IP (I guess) and I didn't get there! Nice.

    • captainkrtek 17 hours ago ago

      Or ICMP is blocked on your network

  • Razengan 2 days ago ago

    I thought this was going to be a review of life choices

    • einpoklum 2 days ago ago

      The review of life choices happens in our heads when we click this link on the main HN page.

      (sigh) I'm just thinking those thoughts right now.

  • basilikum a day ago ago

    502

  • cat-whisperer a day ago ago

    it's not loading for me. :'(

    • IncreasePosts a day ago ago

      Now you must visit how-didnt-i-get-there.net

  • lloydatkinson a day ago ago

    Hetzner, yuck.

    • loloquwowndueo 20 hours ago ago

      Why is Hetzner yuck?

    • immibis a day ago ago

      Does it really exist if it's not a pile of AWS Lambdas?