BREAKING NEWS! This is the perfect amount of stupid. I'm going to see if I can't convince my team to convert our codebase over ASAP. FOLLOW ME to find out how it goes.
I used this language in a workshop on parser construction at MCH2022. The particepants where asked to construct the grammar for the language, which proved harder than I had expected for most of them.
This gave me a laugh! Some variation of "the Top Five Most Popular Quirks and Features" from the description could be a good way to define arrays on size n (e.g. perhaps numerical instead of Five).
Love `TOTALLY RIGHT` and `COMPLETELY WRONG` as boolean, but `TRUTH` and `FAKE NEWS` sounds better. Too much social media consumption makes me feel that "truth" or "fact" are kinda sarcastic.
Missed opportunity to title the post/submission “Will this programming language revolutionize software development?” :)
I hope error messages say
Errors should be thrown as TRULY EXCEPTIONAL
Popular in:
2020 (245 points, 38 comments) https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24578749
2024 (217 points, 29 comments) https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=40964261
How about CONSIDERED HARMFUL as a postfix negation operator?
Missed opportunity for loops to be
BREAKING NEWS … KEEP READING TO DISCOVER
Now we just need the companion turing complete languages:
Thunderfoot - write screenplays for youtube videos debunking articles written in Tabloid
Fisker - Writes troll posts to discord/irc/steam community to highlight how awesome TOPIC in AWESOME ARTICLE written in Tabloid is
Shitlist - Generates awesomelists repos on github for TOPIC
.BOT - Controls botfarms with built-in shill primitives on the X virtual machine, successor to BitMusk
DETAILS AT [11]
[11] https://github.com/thesephist/tabloid/blob/master/README.md#...
BREAKING NEWS! This is the perfect amount of stupid. I'm going to see if I can't convince my team to convert our codebase over ASAP. FOLLOW ME to find out how it goes.
you forgot to
PLEASE LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE
now the program doesnt terminate
I used this language in a workshop on parser construction at MCH2022. The particepants where asked to construct the grammar for the language, which proved harder than I had expected for most of them.
If you make sure it follows the style of COBOL. we can document it in the history books!
I look forward to the implementation of the TACO instruction.
So brainrot and brainfuck had a baby?
Missed opportunity:
The joke should be that regardless of the program you write, nothing happens. No real signal, just like most real clickbait content.
This is refreshingly ridiculous.
The title of the post should have been "SHOCKING DEVELOPMENT".
Write amazing programs with this one weird trick
I'm more of a KTHXBYE kinda guy.
I think it could be improved by ADDING A FEATURE with multiple texts for the same mechanic.
Less repetitive == MORE AWESOME
And of course, harder to learn/understand.
Love the energy and keyword selections. But also probably a great exercise to have gone through that I've always considered doing
Not written in Rust? Instant pass!
This gave me a laugh! Some variation of "the Top Five Most Popular Quirks and Features" from the description could be a good way to define arrays on size n (e.g. perhaps numerical instead of Five).
This is the heart and soul of hacker news
I thought that was maison d'errorier
This would benefit from combining the literal rules from TrumpScript [0]:
> All numbers must be strictly greater than 1 million. The small stuff is inconsequential to us.
[0]: https://github.com/samshadwell/TrumpScript
It’s been too long since something like this has happened. Kudos.
Love `TOTALLY RIGHT` and `COMPLETELY WRONG` as boolean, but `TRUTH` and `FAKE NEWS` sounds better. Too much social media consumption makes me feel that "truth" or "fact" are kinda sarcastic.
It also reminds me TrumpScript: https://github.com/samshadwell/TrumpScript
But... Which one of TRUTH and FAKE NEWS is the equivalent of boolean TRUE and FALSE respectively????
The original options are more clear imo, even though they show their age.
You're right, I'm not sure neither... Probably it should be FACT and ALTERNATIVE FACT and no one knows what means what.
this is hilarious, thanks for the laughs!
I love it.