Cat Gap

(en.wikipedia.org)

164 points | by Petiver 5 days ago ago

38 comments

  • verbify 11 hours ago ago

    I once was thinking that if intelligent machines surpassed human intelligence, the end game would be human intelligence would atrophy but the machines would continue to serve us.

    Then I had a humorous thought - what if this already happened, i.e. cats were superintelligent, invented humans to serve them and then they had no need for their own intelligence.

    • gradus_ad 7 hours ago ago

      It's funny to think that no matter how our technology develops, cats will be right there along for the ride, completely ignorant of it all. It's humorously comforting to think of an interstellar civilization powered by fusion and AGI serving cats just as they're served now. Scratching posts on starships seems to be inevitable.

      • bbarnett 6 minutes ago ago

        This seems like a book.

        Humans extinct for a billion years, AGI and robots tasked to feed and "take care of the cats".

        I imagine entire cities, houses built, all empty save cat and humanform robot.

    • nervousvarun an hour ago ago

      Obligatory Banks Culture universe reference: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Culture_series

      Basically when the "minds" are benevolent deities all scenarios are possible including this one. We can spend our time with cats, we can even turn into cats...as he writes about "Changers" who genetically alter themselves or shift species at whim.

      And as always if someone acts up and violates the Golden Rule they get a slap drone: https://theculture.fandom.com/wiki/Slap-drone

    • nakedneuron 8 hours ago ago

      This is brilliant.

      So, if machines will be decent servants to the cats, will humans get x-ed out of the equation?

    • taneq 6 hours ago ago

      Maybe the cats were themselves invented by mice?

    • colordrops 9 hours ago ago

      This is sort of the story of The Time Machine.

  • corgiorgy 15 hours ago ago

    I used to run a Twitter bot called @itsavailable that would mine interesting strings that were not registered .com domains and tweet them out at a regular cadence. One of its sources was the most-visited English-language Wikipedia page titles in the past hour.

    One of the only domains I ever bothered purchasing for myself was https://catgap.com

    • meindnoch 5 hours ago ago

      Warning: if you open that link you'll see a woman using her finger pulling apart a hole on a pussy.

      • pfdietz 5 hours ago ago

        You are technically correct (the best kind of correct.)

    • anileated 13 hours ago ago

      Hat tip on both your (new?) domain name and your username.

    • cobbzilla 12 hours ago ago

      Thank you for brightening my day with your website. That is one adorable (and adorably annoyed-looking) cat.

    • dostick 9 hours ago ago

      Don’t click that link!

      • naian 5 hours ago ago

        The woman is pushing the cat's lip up with her finger. It's not painful to the cat.

      • taneq 6 hours ago ago

        ?

  • Sharlin 8 hours ago ago

    There are many fascinating things about cats, but one of the things I often think about is how interesting it is that an animal of such solitary nature became domesticated so easily, and how social – and socially intelligent – domestic cats came to be, despite stereotypes. To the point that many housecats, and entire breeds, are called "dog-like" in their demeanor. Female feral cats also form social groups, "colonies", though unfixed males are certainly more territorial. This is evidently an example of neoteny, the retention of juvenile traits in adulthood, seeing that most felids do have a social period while living with their mother and littermates.

    • p_l 5 hours ago ago

      Cats are actually very social animals, they just don't firm similar pack structures to dogs

      With modem technology it became feasible to observe cats without disruption and it showed communal behaviours, including communal care for offspring and IIRC even bringing food to share.

      All along the line of somewhat transitionally joined communities instead of more stable groups

      • TheOtherHobbes 43 minutes ago ago

        There are some interesting reels showing cats apparently learning English using speech buttons.

        Cats are very communicative, which suggests they're strongly social, in the broadest sense.

  • msuniverse2026 15 hours ago ago

    "We must close the cat gap." - JFK, 1960

    • CalRobert 7 hours ago ago

      Animals could be bred and... slaughtered...

  • ursAxZA 7 hours ago ago

    I’ve always wondered what it would feel like to dream as a cat. I don’t think I’ve ever had a dream where my body actually changed shape. Being loved just for existing seems like a pretty solid evolutionary strategy.

  • vlachen 12 hours ago ago

    An obvious failure of the Cat Distribution System.

  • orbital-decay 12 hours ago ago

    I'm surprised that sampling bias is not in the list. Is it possible that these fossils simply haven't been found yet?

    • notepad0x90 10 hours ago ago

      I think the postulation is that the cats would be so abundant, it shouldn't be hard to find their fossils.

    • madaxe_again 9 hours ago ago

      That was my first conclusion, too - the absence of something in the fossil record does not mean that it was not there, just that it did not fossilise.

      For one, predators in general often have more gracile build, high power to weight ratio - and don’t fossilise well. They’re also much rarer than herbivores, of course. This means the signal in the fossil record is much weaker and any deviation seems much greater, as you have to turn up the gain to get meaningful data.

      Perhaps cats during that period were predominantly dry desert hunters - it is a common niche for felidae - and that environment produces checks wristwatch few fossils.

      Perhaps there was another critter extant during that period that just found the crunch of cat bones irresistible, and they all got scavenged.

      Perhaps they developed culture and cremated their dead.

      Dunno. All that said the E-O was a big transition and it likely did result in gigadeaths, and predators would have been harder hit, ultimately and proportionally.

      • usrusr 6 hours ago ago

        Similar thoughts crossed my mind as well. But then there's the repopulation with a species that can be traced from Asia. The pre-gap felines just aren't part of the post-gap set. If some were descendants of some endemic low-fossilization branch, chances are they'd be connected across the gap through similarities.

    • hurturue 11 hours ago ago

      have you tried turning the computer off on on?

  • felineflock 14 hours ago ago

    The cat gap is due to the long time it took for the mutant descendants of Noah's cats to get to America.

  • DonHopkins 5 hours ago ago

    For more cat facts, see CatFACS, cat --help, and man cat.

    https://animalfacs.com/catfacs_new

  • grubbs 17 hours ago ago

    Welp. Now I'm in a wikipedia hole of how cats came to be.

    • Razengan 16 hours ago ago

      The universe was created to incorporate cats.

  • euroderf 10 hours ago ago

    Cat gap? Divine intervention. The divinity? Cats.

  • exasperaited 15 hours ago ago

    Ignoring the much more obvious explanation that they simply buggered off to do their own thing and there was nobody around to bang a plate with a fork.

  • qwertytyyuu 6 hours ago ago

    I’m disappointed this wasn’t about felines

  • lucketone 9 hours ago ago

    So during what period cats were missing?

    Duration is clear, start and end not clear

    • david_shaw 9 hours ago ago

      > The cat gap is a period in the fossil record of approximately 25 million to 18.5 million years ago in which there are few fossils of cats or cat-like species found in North America.

      25M - 18.5M years ago.

      • lucketone 7 hours ago ago

        In my defence, word “ago” was on the other line, so I kind of skipped it.